No one ever calls me but my mother. And she usually makes her daily (yes, I said daily) phone call before the hours of 9am or after 6pm like a sensible woman who has a daughter that works 9-5.
Now my best friend Louisa, despite being fully aware of my work schedule for the past 11 months, frequently fails to remember I cannot answer my phone during those hours (she works nights). About twice a month, I fail as per usual to turn my cell phone ringer off and she calls, my ringer blasting “Humpty Hump” at full volume. On my desk. During a staff meeting. When everyone can hear it. And everyone knows it is mine.
It never fails to be embarrassing and I always fail to learn my lesson.