To pretty much the best mom in the whole wide world. How many girls can say that her mother taught her how to play with fire correctly? And raised her in such a way that she never thought there was a single thing she couldn’t do in this world? And loved her children even though not a single one of them is eligible to donate a kidney to her for 5 years due to recent tattoos (although it’s not like she needs one)?
She did actually— I just wasn’t paying attention whatsoever. I love you, Momma! And think you’re the cat’s pajamas.