And I’m not even ashamed of myself.
My ham Lunchable with Wild Cherry Capri Sun prompted this conversation with Laura— my old roommate and official Den Mother. Clearly, she is out of her mind.
Laura: P.S. You better not judge me. [completely irrelevant topic]
me: I just ate a Lunchable. You really think I can judge?
Laura: I love Lunchables, but only the bologna kind. Ham makes me suspicious.
me: Ham is MORE suspicious than bologna?
Laura: I already know the bologna is a mixed bag so I take it at face value.
For the record, per Wikipedia: US Government regulations require American bologna to be finely ground, and without visible pieces of lard. Gross, Laura.