Because I am busy as shit today. Again.
1. I am wearing a slip and feel like such a lady. All like– no, sir, I won’t accidentally flash you in my business dress because I am wearing proper undergarments.
2. This is straight up one of those pathetic first world problems but do you know how hard it is to keep all of these things charged and on my person? I had to buy a bigger purse. (And yes, I take my model airplane with me everywhere I go.)