Ladies, I introduce to you my friend Andy B. He’s easy on the eyes and knows his way around the kitchen. I’d date him but he voted for Bush.
About Andy B (according to his roommate Natalie):
Loves working out, pasta conniseur, Utah-bred, football-loving (Go PACKERS!) (editor’s note: GO VIKINGS!), athletic, burbon slogger, former GOP staffer, romantic but not an a “makes me want to throw up” way. His is on the market for an outdoorsy chick who’s up for anything. Looks-wise he prefers blondes but the most important thing is NO SKINNY BITCHES. He generally goes for a little junk in the trunk. God bless him (amen). Andy B is sweet and always up for a good time whether it be a hike in the woods or day drinking. He is laid back and has an infectious laugh and smile.
So ladies– if you would like to go out on a date with Andy B or know someone who might, e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org.