Ladies and ladies, allow me to introduce you to my roommate Andy P.
About Andrew: New York born and South Carolina bred, Andy P likes beer, bourbon and bbq. He never misses a Jets or Capitals game, enjoys nothing more than a hot dog with onions and sauerkraut at Yankee stadium or happy hour after a long week at the office. As far as roommates go, he is pretty great. He cooks up a mean chicken parmesan, can reach all the things on the high shelves in the kitchen and never ever makes me mow the front lawn. Andrew will pick you up at the airport, is a most excellent kickball player and will carry the team if you suck at beer pong. Plus– he looks damn good in a suit.
Andrew is on the market for the cute girl next door type. If you’re outgoing, love to take in what DC has to offer, can tolerate an entire Sunday afternoon of football and love your family and friends, you’re the girl for him. If you’re interested, give me a shout at firstname.lastname@example.org. Mets fans need not apply.