I was out sick yesterday, y’all– taking many many naps, watching bad daytime television and eating soup. Lots and lots of soup. Over the course of the day I ate chicken noodle soup with Sponge Bob Square Pants noodles, tomato bisque with a grilled cheese sandwich and then because I was so freaking bored– I walked my sniffling self to the grocery store in the snow so I could make wild rice soup with ham FROM SCRATCH.
Because I was not in front of my computer for 8 hours yesterday and writing anything beyond a Facebook status update on my iPad is annoying, I didn’t get a chance to do this: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DANNY MAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A year older and quite possibly a year wiser*, I hope you had the best 26th birthday a dude could ask for.
I’ve got things to do and meetings to schedule. I will tell you all about my super fast biking skills and moderately impressive poker skills tomorrow. Word to your mothers.
*The jury is still out.