Roommate B and I were discussing Former Roommate C’s wedding coming up in April and decided to be dates. Well, I decided and he was too tired to argue. I told him that as his date, I’d really appreciate a pretty corsage (a small and simple request, Brynn!) and our outfits to coordinate. Roommate B replied, “that seems like a lot of work. And do you have a dress that matches corduroy?” It might have been our hangovers, but we thought that was pretty much the funniest thing in the whole world.