While getting my coffee in the office kitchen this morning–
Co-worker: I almost hit you on your bike this morning.
Me: I’m really glad you didn’t.
Co-worker: Yeah, I was on the phone with Geico and pulled over before I turned into the parking garage so I wouldn’t drop the call and that’s when I almost hit you.
Me: You mean you almost hit me with your car when you were on the phone with your insurance company?
Co-worker: Yes, that would’ve been very bad.
Me: Or very convenient.