An official roundup of OKC messages from people I never ever would go on a date with–

Do you want to chat?
Your profile really interested me.  If you feel the same then we can talk further and see how it goes?
No way a woman as beautiful as you should be on okcupid this close to valentines day!!! 
Gee, thanks! 
I like your charming smile , you are so pretty 
Thank you.
What’s a pretty girl like yourself doing on this site 
Care to talk a bit?
Hey! Saw your profile and thought I’d say hi.  However, I just wanted to point out I’m married up front and understand if that’s an issue.  Otherwise, happy to chat!
Fuck no. 
And a link to a youtube video that I 100% did not open.

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