OKC MESSAGE ROUNDUP

An official roundup of OKC messages from people I never ever would go on a date with–

Do you want to chat?
No.
 
Your profile really interested me.  If you feel the same then we can talk further and see how it goes?
No.
 
No way a woman as beautiful as you should be on okcupid this close to valentines day!!! 
Gee, thanks! 
 
I like your charming smile , you are so pretty 
Thank you.
 
What’s a pretty girl like yourself doing on this site 
Seriously. 
 
Care to talk a bit?
No.
 
Hey! Saw your profile and thought I’d say hi.  However, I just wanted to point out I’m married up front and understand if that’s an issue.  Otherwise, happy to chat!
Fuck no. 
 
And a link to a youtube video that I 100% did not open.
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