I’ll be turning 27 next week. I think that means I’m in my late twenties now instead of my mid-twenties. My friend said to me the other day, “We’ll be in our thirties the next time we watch the World Cup.” We did a collective shudder of our bodies and took a sip of wine.
I’ve been in D.C. now for over 5 1/2 years. Over the course of those years and months I’ve had four jobs and three apartments and 14 different roommates. I’m moving next month again, by the way, hopefully to a home absent of a tiny little dog that barks incessantly and often shits on the kitchen floor. Where – that’s to be determined. Luckily I am old enough now to have many friends with spare bedrooms, so me and my large collection of shoes won’t be temporarily without a home.
Being an adult – I think we can all agree it’s overrated.
I’ve got a good job and a savings account and a Roth IRA that I (un)wisely maxed out last year because I’m smart enough to save money each month. But not always smart enough to resist large purchases like an adorable Vespa that I 100% don’t need so it’s best to get rid of all that cash.
I’ve got this pinched nerve in my neck that flares up during moments of stress or poor sleep or after 1 1/2 long hour bike rides on gorgeous Friday afternoons when I’ve called in sick to work and miraculously recovered around 2pm. I’m diligently continuing my post-puberty battle with acne. I don’t always remember the old adage “beer before liquor, never been sicker.” Sometimes I chase a session at the gym with chicken tenders and french fries and beer. Sometimes a salad and an early bedtime.
My friend told me once that as a child, she thought 24 was the perfect age to get married. I recall being shocked the perfect age to get married was something I was supposed to think about – as a child or really ever. Is that something I’m supposed to be thinking about?
So what exactly am I supposed to have learned by 27? Besides that I hope to never never run for exercise ever again and I still think lima beans are fucking gross and you really should drink a shit ton of water every day. That you should always use “I” statements instead of “you” statements when arguing, I look terrible in the color yellow and perfecting your early 2000s Pandora rap station is a valiant accomplishment.
There could be some hard and fast changes in the next month or so in addition to where I sleep at night. There could be none. Vague, I know. But I’m one to worry about the jinx.